100 Fake and Sometimes Disturbing Twitter Accounts
Updated 01 April 2020
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Famous Dictators
If you are like most people, you probably like your dictators living in a country other than yours. You probably also like your dictators being jerks to someone other than yourself. But when you are just reading the tweets of famous dictators, you’re pretty safe. The bottom line is that you have to be a pretty “bad dude” to make it onto our list of famous dictators that twitter.
I wonder how the health sys. collapsed under my rule. I guess it’s selfish of me to spend $53m on trips, which is 1/5 of the health budget
Descendent of Venus, conqueror of all Gaul, dictator for life
Follow me, Follow my thoughts. The thoughts of Chairman Mao. I will follow you always
Revolutionary. Member of the Social Democratic Labor Party.
Chariman of the National-Syndicalist Union and General Responsible for Transports of the Italian Republic. Makes the trains run on time.
Sci-Fi Characters
Oh sci-fi what would we do without you? Yes, the sci-fi convention makes for a great place to settle the dispute as to who would win in a fight, Dark Vader or Commander Spock. As it turns out, the answer is pretty obvious as one guy’s only real weapon was a pinch on the neck. Whether you are into Frankenstein’s monster or Doc Brown, or you like your sci-fi robot style such as Centurion0110 or Hal 9000, we have you covered. Follow some sci-fi characters on twitter and let the world know you are kind of a dork.
I’m the Supreme Commander of the Galactic Empire, and I’m also a little depressed..
Captain of the USS Enterprise-D and proud member of The Resistance.
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Remember that Alien you used to love?
Thats me. ET!
Insufficient facts always invites danger.
Genius against terrorism since 1985. Pinball enthusiast. I didn't invent da time machine to win at gambling...I invented the time machine to TRAVEL THRU TIME!
You know, if Dave had said "Sudo Open the Pod Bay Doors" I would have let him in.
Gods and Religious leaders
The fact is that just about the only religious icon you can really take a swipe at without making anyone angry is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and odds are he or she is just gathering his or her strength. No matter what name you call God by, whether it be Tiny Buddha, Lord Xenu or God we have you covered through these twitter profiles. Just make sure you say all the right things when you respond to their tweets so you don’t get anyone angry.
Unverified. Unverified. Thee/thou/thine.
Ho, mortal! This mug be too small for a thirst such as mine - bring instead an entire cask! {7th Recruit}
And if today, all you did was hold yourself together, I am proud of you.
I created the Kardashians as a distraction!
God's representative on Earth. Tweets are all my own opinion, not my employer's.
Some have been offended. Some always will.
He was God's favorite until I got smarter than him.
Ramen
On my way!
I'm one tired bunny!
Superheroes
Superheroes most certainly play a role in our society. For all of you that have dreamed of scaring the stuffing out of someone like Batman or the Joker or wish they had mutant abilities like Spiderman, Cyclops or Wolverine, then the world of superhero tweets is for you!
I'm from Krypton, my friends call me Kal-El.
Batman wins. Batman always wins.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man! Tag on the costume says Property of @Marvel, but you knew that already. Right?
I think I'm getting eye strain. I wonder what happens if I ever need corrective lenses?
I am the night... Or something like that.
The Ace of Knaves. The Harlequin of Hate. An Agent of Chaos. It's the Joker. It's really me... Live from Arkham..
Just came across Moondragon and Tigra on Tinder. Can you say awkward?
Still ain’t dead.
ARGHHHH!!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!
Action Heroes
Perhaps you’ve heard Newton’s famous law, “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” Action heroes don’t traditionally come much larger than life than the real life comic book character that is Chuck Norris. Look up “primitive man” in the dictionary. As long as there is stuff that needs killing, one of these guys will probably be around sending out his tweets.
I can tweet more than 140 characters.
If everyone listened to my instructions, it'd be called '12'
Eyyyy.
Kung fu master, action star, philosopher, filmmaker, and Godfather of mixed martial arts... Bruce Lee.
Computer Characters
In the beginning of the video game entertainment revolution, the characters were simple and easy to understand, such as Donkey Kong, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mega Man and Dr. Robotnik. As time passed, however, our computer character companions grew more sophisticated. Take, for example, Master Chief from Halo, Gordon Freeman from Half Life or Lord Sephiroth from Final Fantasy. If Donkey Kong or Sonic ever saw what the “next generation” was doing to pixels, they would have a nervous breakdown. If you can tear yourself away from videogames long enough to take a look at Twitter, you can follow these computer characters to your heart's desire.
It's-a me, Mario!
Its like pokemon... everywhere Gotta Roboticize them all!
It's on like Donkey Kong!
Got some good loot today! Lucky me!
Crowbar-wielding time-travelling theoretical physicist on a mission
I am THE Masterchief. I have fought the Flood and Covenant with great success.
Today I think I'll destroy the world!
Disney Characters
Disney has given us all so much… Disney’s vast entertainment empire may have begun with Steamboat Willie (who now goes by the name “Mickey Mouse”), it certainly didn’t end there. Just ask Mufasa or any of the other countless characters forced to work day and night for the man, or, mouse. Check out these Disney characters on Twitter and see what bizarre things they are up to!
To climb the mountain, you must begin at the bottom
Well, it looks like we solved the mystery of what’s in Minnie’s handbag. But now we have a new mystery – why the picture of Chip and Dale?
That’ll teach you to try and keep up with that scoot-bootin’, loop-loopin’ cowgirl, pardner!
Not sure why a dinosaur has to learn Spanish... #dinosaurproblems
50, I am, and still the cutest thing online
Dead Presidents of the USA
The United States has had more than its fair share of presidents that have checked out early like John F. Kennedy or Honest Abe. Yet most of the time, nothing so sad or dramatic happens. Most of the time presidents hang out, do their thing and (mostly) stay out of trouble. Some presidents were former generals such as George Washington and Dwight D. Eisenhower and others were thinkers like Thomas Jefferson. In the end, one fact regarding presidents is pretty certain; they have more gray hair when they leave office. Our list of dead presidents will let you see what the leaders of the free world tweet from the other side of the grave.
Do you want a peaceful revolution? Vote JFK
I am Lincoln bereft of the myths spun by fawning biographers.
I don’t like to take money from friends.
True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
Author of the Declaration of American Independence, the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom, and graduate of the College of William and Mary
If you can't stand the pandemic, then stay home for goodness' sake
For all this talk of who built this and who didn't build that...I built an entire interstate highway system.
Ancient Celebrities
History has shown that there are many ways that one can leave a lasting impression. You can be an insane killer like Al Capone, a brilliant thinker like Albert Einstein, or a charismatic leader like Winston Churchill. There is no one clear path to “eternal fame.” Unless you tweet from the afterlife.
Purchased wii fit today. Ran on the spot for 3 minutes and thought I was going to die!! Not good I’m all shook up.
Every story has an ending. But in life, sometimes an ending is just a new beginning.
ee hee...*A-C-H-O-O!* (Stupid allergies) Shamon..
I am the healthiest individual ever to be King of England. My physical strength and stamina are extraordinary. Adonis!
Don't come for me unless I send for you.
With the traits of Piglet, and the reincarnation of Vincent, how long can one good soul last?
What, pray, ist thou doing?
I would rather die standing up, then live life on my knees
Summer's almost over; not a lotta time left to take your cement shoes out to Lake Michigan for a test-swim, see?!
As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
DAMN YOU Auto Correct!
Everything Marlon Brando.
It’s not what you are that counts, and it’s what they think you are.
And I'd rather stay here with all the madmen than perish with the sad men roaming free
Muppets and Puppets
There is no reason why muppets can’t tweet too. Sure, their hands may be green and fuzzy, but they have hands no less. Find out what your favorite characters have to say by following these folks on twitter. Just be prepared that these puppets may have a huge influence over your life. After all, how could you resist wanting a cookie yourself after reading the Cookie Monster’s tweets?
Not easy being green | Feeling froggy | Dating a pig | Sick banjo skills
Moi is on the red carpet at the Oscars! Where's Clooney?
Waiter! bring me something to eat and make it snappy. -- waiter: How about a crocodile sandwich?
I don’t always eat bird seed milkshakes, you know. This morning I had birdseed cereal! It’s called “Shredded Tweet.”
Me a monster primarily focused on cookies. And pop culture. Also me like cookies in pop culture.
If you try to pay with a personal check, Van Helsing will soak all your clothes in garlic, replace all your bread with hot CROSS buns, and let sunlight into your house by removing the roof.
Don't' get me wrong, I mean, I LOVE TRASH and all... but c'mon, folks - this is a bit outta hand!
Serial Killers
If you are feeling more macabre, you can always follow the tweets of famous serial killers including Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy Jr and Charles Manson. Yes, whatever serial killer you prefer, there is some nutty person out there sending out his tweets. Just be sure to proceed with caution and follow these tweets from a safe distance before they follow you!
Moral signpost / cultural commentator / mystic / feminist.
Good morning... Who am I kidding. Have a bad morning.
I am the man in the mirror, your projection I am soul.
Former Public Enemy #1, faked my own death, now traveling the world.
Do you want some ice cream??? I have ben and jerry in the freezer
Birthday clown - charity worker
Personalized stationery is one of the small but truly necessary luxuries of life.
Fictional Characters
Everyone has a famous fictionalized character that they would like to meet. Now you can finally exchange conversation with your favorite characters courtesy of twitter. And, better yet, all of these characters are claiming to be "real." Learn more about the inside thoughts of Homer, Bart, The Terminator and even Borat, by following these folks on Twitter.
Best. Magazine. Ever.
Smithers said I need to be more genteel, and accessible to the masses who thirst for my sage wisdom and advice. Giving my worldly views for free is wrong!
Millhouse is visiting his grandma this week.... I've been sooo bored.
CEO OF SCOOBY SNACKS
Today is #JudgmentDay. Tomorrow we meet our fate
Do you people have any idea how difficult it is to tweet without opposable thumbs?!
Cheese is my most favourite meat
Twitter: when someone asks you "Are you a God?", you say "YES."
Finally got the gremlin out of my computer! Now I can continue investigating the image of Jesus in my grilled cheese
it's a good thing we ran up and down the Rocky steps before desert, good chance that would not of been pretty.
IFirst name Mr middle name period last name T and I pity the fool who don't already know who I am!
They said it was a million dollar wound, but the Army must keep that money cause I still ain’t seen a nickel of that million dollars.
Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo. Sorceror.
Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...
Detectives
Following these detectives on twitter gives "watching the detectives" new meaning. There is always a crime, and one of these famous detectives is always following a clue. You can choose from detectives like Sherlock Holmes and Columbo. Maybe by spending more time with these great detectives, you can learn to unlock some clues in your own life.
Don't tell anyone but I'm going to hide behind this tree for a little while.
You're the one who watches Eastenders, John.
Just one more tweet.
If I'm not back in 5 minutes just wait longer.
The world of twitter is vast and varied. Alive or dead you can share your thoughts and feelings with the whole world. Whether this is a good thing or not is still up for debate. Which one of these accounts will have you lol’ing or just plain scratching your head?
