14 Geek Inspired Wallets
Updated 27 February 2020
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So, you’re wearing your periodic table t-shirt, your ‘Make Nintendo Great Again’ cap and your ‘80s Transformers velcro shoes. How could you possibly top off this ultimate geek look? With one of these 12 wallets, that’s how. We’ve selected 14 of the best wallets for those who hold all things geek close to their hearts.
1Mighty wallet Men's Half Dollar Mighty Wallet - Super Thin Lightweight Tyvek Billfold
What better way to show off how much money you don’t have than with a wallet made from a ½ dollar bill. Made from water resistant recyclable material, this bill could be mistaken for the real thing with all its detail down to the serial numbers, Mr Washington and color. Just don’t accidentally spend your wallet by mistake.
What we love
- Pulling cash out of cash...c’mon!
- Material feels just like a dollar bill
What We Don't Like That Much
- Cards can be hard to get in and out
2JINX Minecraft Creeper Face Leather Bi-Fold Wallet, Green, One Size
Show your love for the pixelated evils of Minecraft by whipping out the Creeper face wallet when you’re paying the pizza delivery guy. With plenty of room for cash, cards and a photo, the bright green color means you won’t lose sight of it easily. And if you're really into the blocked world, you can use it as a mask.
What we love
- Creeper face printed on both sides
- Bright green, easy to find
What We Don't Like That Much
- Not quite big enough to hold a bill unfolded
3Mighty wallet Wealth of Knowledge Minimalist Tyvek Wallet | Front Pocket Wallet | Slim Wallet
Never be caught short again with this math on the move wallet. Not only does it contain all the formulas a geek needs throughout the day but it’s made from 100% high density polyethylene. This super thin, recyclable, plant friendly wallet shows that you care about the planet as much as you care about equations.
What we love
- High quality material that molds around its contents
- Perfect for not-cheating on tests
What We Don't Like That Much
- There is no see-through sleeve for ID cards
4Schylling Lego Brick Wallet
Over 70 years since it began and more than 600 billion parts produced, LEGO is loved the world over. Your average geek in the wild will spend hundreds of dollars on the latest LEGO sets like Star Wars and Minecraft, why not pull that cash out of a LEGO wallet for those extra nerd points.Could be a used in combination with a toy cash register for extra points!
What we love
- Great size for kids as well as adults
- Has plenty of room for a LEGOland drivers license
What We Don't Like That Much
- Velcro makes a loud noise when opened
5Eco-Fused Faux Leather Book Case Compatible with Apple iPhone 6 / 6S - Convenient Wallet Slots Inside – A Vintage Look for Your Modern Device – Also Includes Short Stylus/Microfiber Cleaning Cloth
Show your fellow geeks how smart you are by whipping out an encyclopedia to school them on how Kubrick faked the moon landing. What they won’t realise is that it's actually a phone cover and you’re using Google like the rest of us. This cell phone wallet will have them convinced that you're the smartest geek on the block.
What we love
- Looks just like an actual Encyclopedia
- Has pockets for credit cards and ID
What We Don't Like That Much
- The stylus is a bit too short
6Sony Playstation Console Shaped Bifold Wallet
Take it back to 1995, Coolio is topping the charts, Mortal Kombat gets its own movie and Sony releases their 1st console. The Playstation. Pay homage to this great achievement in gaming with the replica wallet. Styled with the same color, logo and buttons as the console, the disk drive opens up to reveal the inside of the wallet.
What we love
- Has 8 separate card holders
- Great attention to detail
What We Don't Like That Much
- Doesn’t have a pocket for a picture
7Marvel Deadpool Bi-Fold Boxed Wallet, Red & Black, One Size
Have you got what it takes to be the crudest dude in the Marvel Universe? If the answer is “Zip it, Thanos!” then this Deadpool wallet is for you. No one will mistake you for any other character with the wallets large Deadpool logo medallion on black and red material which continues into the interior. Screw Wolverine, this wallet kicks ass.
What we love
- Emblem is made of metal
- The red color is bright and vivid
What We Don't Like That Much
- The ID holder is a little too tight
8Fintie Passport Holder Travel Wallet RFID Blocking PU Leather Card Case Cover, Map
Never get lost again on your travels around the world with this passport wallet that doubles as a map. With room for your passport, cards and a pocket for your plane ticket, you can track your movements wherever you end up. As well as having built in RFID Blocking, this wallet is slim and lightweight.
What we love
- You can keep everything important in one place
- Made from hard wearing synthetic leather
What We Don't Like That Much
- Would be better if it had a magnetic or button seal
9bioWorld Adult Swim Rick and Morty PU Faux Leather Bifold Wallet,Black,One Size
If you're looking for a device to carry your cash and cards through different dimensions, we got you covered. Rick and Morty blasted onto our screens back in 2013 breaking down all the barriers of decency with their wild adventures. Now you can burp your way through every shopping trip with this fun dedication to the hit show.
What we love
- Printed on both sides of the bi-fold
- Made from lightweight PU leather
What We Don't Like That Much
- The card slots are quite tight
10Harry Potter Hogwarts Letter Wallet - 4 Inch Coin Purse - Officially Licensed Harry Potter Merchandise
For those who always dreamt of receiving that acceptance letter to the most famous school for wizards, this is for you. Designed to look like the envelope Harry receives that starts his journey off, with his address printed on one side and the wax seal of Hogwarts on the other. This is a must have for magical geeks.
What we love
- The wax seal covers the clasp
- Has two separate compartments for coins
What We Don't Like That Much
- Quite large for your pocket
11Super Mario Bros Classic Retro NES Design Bi-fold Wallet
Remember video game cartridges? Pay homage to the hero amongst heroes with a replica of a Super Mario Bros. game cartridge for the original Nintendo console back in 1984. Not only did the game revolutionize home entertainment but started a franchise that still thrives today. The wallet has the same graphics from the cartridge and an arrow to show which end goes in.
What we love
- The back is plain for when you need to look like an “adult”
- Super retro, suitable for all ages
What We Don't Like That Much
- Doesn’t have a sealed compartment for change
12Star Wars Wallet - 20+ Styles to Choose From - Starwars leather wallets (Han Solo)
As the most famous cowboy in the galaxy, how can you get the most flex out of your outfit? Try this. A wallet inspired by Han Solo’s gun belt. The iconic belt buckle worn by the scruffy looking nerf herder shows off his blaster, combined with leather straps. It also has enough room inside for the 10 thousand credits you’ll earn from an easy smuggling job.
What we love
- Slim wallet, won’t leave indentation in pants
- Made from leather, durable, long lasting
What We Don't Like That Much
- Not as many card slots as other wallets
13Twelve South BookBook for iPhone 11 Pro Max |3-in-1 Leather Wallet Case with Display Stand and Removable Magnetic Shell (Black)
What is the OG geeks tool? The book of course! This handy cell phone wallet will disguise your cell phone as a much older form of information. Made from leather to emulate the novels of yesteryear and cleverly titled ‘Book Book’ just in case there was any doubt of your deception. It even has pockets for all your cards and money.
What we love
- Has the corner cut out so the camera can still function
- Beautifully designed and crafted
What We Don't Like That Much
- Cards can be hard to remove